Gordon Brittas definitely isn't a master of diplomacy, public relations and effective management and the evidence suggests that things run so much better without him - not that such an obstacle would ever stand in his way!
Episode 1Rumour has it that Brittas has been crushed to death in a Bulgarian car factory. Suddenly business is booming, customers are returning and Helen Brittas is planning to remarry.
Episode 2Brittas suspects hanky panky has been committed on the premises and is determined to discover the culprits.
Episode 3A fearsome Government inspector is in town and Brittas' meticulous preparations are thwarted by an incontinent pigeon who has made a home in the gymnasium.
Episode 4With his feet set in concrete by angry masons, Brittas is convinced that the Centre is suffering from Sick Building Syndrome.
Episode 5An 82 percent casualty rate in fire drill practice means the staff have to do it all over again but Brittas is working on a local Councilor to install a better fire escape - with miraculous results.
Episode 6The Centre is preparing for a recital by a Russian composer but it's touch and go as to whether the composer can keep his fingers intact until the evening concert.
Episode 7The Leisure Centre parking lot has been taken over by a pregnant cow who decides to snack on some labour inducing figwort. Births start happening all over the place but the medical assistance is a little confused.