Red Dwarf VII

The space adventure continuums.... with all 8 episodes from the 7th Season, including extended episodes.
Tikka To Ride: During a fight with the Dwarf crews future selves, the entire supply of curry is destroyed, forcing them to replace it via a trip through time. When Kryten accidentally transports them to the Kennedy Assassination and they change time things begin to get really complicated. Stoke Me A Clipper: A Fatally wounded Ace Rimmer tries to persuade Arnold Rimmer, who is currently occupied with cataloguing his shoe collection, to take over from him as guardian of the universe. The story in which Rimmer leaves, well sort of...Ouroboros: Starbug comes across a rip in space/time. Travelling directly through it they find a rip in the fabric that separates dimensions in the cargo hold. Travelling into the rip they find themselves in a tunnel between realities and come face to face with alternate versions of themselves. Except in that dimension Rimmer was killed as was Dave Lister however Kochanski was put into stasis for hiding a cat, (see the season two story "Stasis Leak"), and Holly brought Dave back as a hologram who is now made up of hard light. When a Gelf ship attacks the corridor Kochanski is stranded in our dimension - a prospect that neither Kochanski or Kryten finds appealing. Meanwhile the incident answers a question that Lister has been trying to answer all his life, who is he and who are his parents?Duct Soup: Whilst Kochanski comes to terms with being marooned without the comforts of "her" Dave Lister or her cottage cheese with pineapple chunks and with the fact that the only thing in the fridge is a pair of training shoes, a malfunction in the heating and ventilation system causes Starbugs generator to break down. The crew have no choice but to crawl along the ships heating and water vents in order to reach the engine room. Along the way they learn something interesting about Lister and when they realise the ship is heading into a nearby star, Kryten has to make a very embarrassing confession. Blue: As tensions between Kochanski and the crew begin to rise and Kryten tries to hold himself back whilst Kochanski keeps moving the Salad cream from the fridge to the cupboard, Lister is extremely disturbed to find that he misses Rimmer. Soon Rimmer even invades his dreams and it's up to Kryten and the AI suite to bring him back to normality.
Beyond A Joke: Whilst Kryten goes to the trouble of preparing a special meal to celebrate the anniversary of his rescue from the Nova 5, (see the season 2 story "Kryten"), Kristine Kochanski tries to educate the crew by taking them to a Pride and Prejudice VR world. Unfortunately Kryten snaps and after intruding into their VR simulation armed with a blowpipe, (complete with poisened darts), and a Russian tank - he blows his top ... literally. Epideme: Whilst scanning a frozen mass in space, the crew discover the Leviathan, a huge spacecraft buried deep in the ice. Docking Starbug with the massive derelict the crew go aboard and Kryten discovers life signs. Tracking them to their source they discover the frozen body of Caroline Carmen, a former member of the Red Dwarf crew, and take her back to Starbug to thaw out. Unfortunately when she does she is revealed to be a zombie, animated by a deadly virus within her. Seeking out a new host she attacks Lister and infects him with the Epideme virus. After being examined by Kryten, Lister is told that there is no cure for the virus and the only way to save his life would seem to be to talk to it. Linking himself to the ships Universal Translator, (Trek fans take note), the crew tries to talk Epideme out of killing Lister. Unfortunately for Lister, when this fails the only way to save him seems to be to drive Epideme into taking refuge in Listers arm, and then cut it off !! Nanarchy: Whilst suffering depression following the loss of his arm, Listers crew mates try to get him to face his problem and start to live with it whilst Kryten mothers him incessantly. Following an unsuccessful attempt at using an artificial arm, the crew set out to find Krytens Rogue nanobots, who could construct Lister a new arm from his existing body tissues. When they head back to the planet on which they found the USS Esperanto, they find much more than they expected, the remains of Red Dwarf and Holly the shipboard computer. The Nano-bots and the Red Dwarf they had been chasing are soon found in an EXTREMELY unusual place.