Steptoe And Son: The Very Best Of - Volume 2

UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTARIRS, UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS: Alberts upstairs, flat on his back. Soothed by Harolds filial care and attention, not to mention the TV, liqueur chocolates, grapes and unlimited beer, his slipped disc is healing very slowly. Meanwhile Harold is out on the round until he notices the mysterious disappearance of all the pink liquorice allsorts downstairs.
THE BATH: What a way to live! Harolds invited a bird for cocktails and his dads eating pickles in the bath in the middle of the room. Something of a social stigma to say the least!
PORN YESTERDAY: When Harold picks up an old What the Butler Saw machine on his round, the sordid contents threaten to turn the tables on his frequent cry of You dirty old man. Unfortunately, the vicar thinks its just the thing for his forthcoming fete
SANCE IN A WET RAG AND BONE YARD WITH PATRICIA ROUTLEDGE: There are spirits all around and a half a bottle of them in Albert. Surely he hasnt really been talking to Ghandi?
AND SO TO BED: Harolds success with women hits rock bottom when the willing Marcia discovers insects in his bed. Humiliated, he takes drastic action and buys a water bed from the Bayswater Bederama. Then Marcia is enticed back